Nichet Crochet
Posm Piss
Crochet Pattern
Abbreviations and Notes
Sc - Single Crochet
Dc - Double Crochet
Inc - Increase (Sc twice in one stitch)
Ch - Chain
FO - Fasten Off (Slip stitch in the next stitch, Ch 1, and pull and cut the yarn)
Rnd - a round of your work, with the end marked with a stitch marker
The project is started by chaining twice and then single crocheting six times into the first chain.
If you prefer, you can use a magic circle instead.
[crochet words]x6 - brackets indicate that something is repeated multiple times in one round. The number outside of the brackets tells you how many times it should be repeated.
(##) - Numbers inside parentheses at the end of a round tells you the stitch count of that round. Stitch count really doesn’t matter though and I lose track at some point in the pattern.
Materials
4mm (G) crochet hook
Scissors
Darning needle
A stitch marker or a piece of scrap yarn
Medium (worsted) weight acrylic yarn
Yellow
Pattern
Piss
Start with a long end before making the first chain. This end will be inserted into your Posm.
NOTE: The pee is not permanent and is meant to be pulled out and put back in whenever you like.
Rnd 1. Ch 2 and Sc 6 into the first chain.
Rnd 2. Inc 6 (12)
Rnd 3. [Sc 1, Inc 1] (18)
Rnd 4. [Sc 2, Inc 1] (24)
Rnd 5. [Sc 3, Inc 1] (30)
From now on, the stuff in brackets indicate that the stitches are all in one stitch.
Rnd 6. [Sc 1, Dc 1], [Dc 2], [Dc], [Dc], [Dc 2], [Dc 1, Sc 1], Sc in the next 3 stitches, [Sc 1, Dc 1], [Dc 2], [Dc], [Dc 2], [Dc 1, Sc 1], Sc in the next 7 stitches, [Sc 1, Dc 1], [Dc 2], [Dc 1, Sc 1], Sc in the next 6 stitches
Rnd 7. [Sc 1], [Sc 1, Dc 1], [Dc 2], [Dc 1], [Dc 2], [Dc 1, Sc 1], Sc in the next 10 stitches, [Sc 1, Dc 1], [Dc 1, Sc 1], [Sc 1], [Sc 1], [Sc 1, Dc 1], [Dc 1, Sc 1], Sc in the next 4 stitches
FO, weave in this end (do not weave in the end you made in the beginning.
Locate approximately where your Posm’s urethra would be, and attach the long end you made at the beginning. Do not make this attachment permanent by tying it. It is meant to be removed.
This pattern was written by Nichet Crochet.
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